All Posts by Rick Young

Floss Voss

Just send your kids to school, fool, never mind their health. Their future is nothing without this country’s wealth. So they get sick. They’ll heal up quick. It’s like a sacrifice. And some will die. … Read more

Horton Fears a WHO

With it’s news of airborne COVID spread, Horton knows he’s notching up more dead. “A person’s a person no matter how small,” but estimates say he can’t kill them all. The WHO was not perfect, … Read more

WHO’s Next

He’s putting out a bounty on the bounty story leaker. He’ll fill him up with Chlorox, pour it down him by the beaker. He hasn’t said a word to Putin, playing Don the Meeker. But … Read more

National Pastime

Ennio Morricone’s dead, a great blow to his fandom. “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,” should be our current anthem. Columbus fell in Baltimore, a year after Showalter. When there’s no Trumpet in the … Read more

Statue Force

Watch out, here comes the Statue Force, new product of his peeve, where broken rebels stay the course so we can proudly grieve. A garden of the fallen, traitors, baiters and the like, will have protesters … Read more

Hoax IV

This is a hoax. There’s no blood on my hands. This red you see…from the Red Sea sands. I tried to part it but it turned too antsy. That bastard Moses must have used something … Read more

Majority Blues

Please don’t kill my darling filibuster, says Moscow Mitch with what poise he can muster. Just put yourself in my shoes, he will bluster. But, soon, he’ll be abandoned, just like Custer. He’s afraid Dem … Read more

Cloud of Rhyme

My rhyming steam roller sometimes hits a boulder and topples down into a gulch. With wheel to the shoulder, I sit and grow older. Sometimes brain fodder turns to mulch. An idea will goad, get … Read more

Fore Heads

The king heads to Mount Rushmore on the third. He wants to shit on their heads like a bird. The giant three slave owners, enough to give him boners; he likes the fact they won’t … Read more

Forth of July

One-hundred-fifty fighter jets will fly over D.C. They’ll all be dropping pamphlets that say, “Get out of jail free!” A red-faced horde of sycophants will do the MAGA dance. Mike Pence will nod his head and … Read more

Unaffordable Carelessness

Take away our health care at the crux of the pandemic, erasing all Obama’s done with malice most systemic, the blatant boss of all that’s lost is king of the unkind, and lighting fires everywhere that he … Read more

Perverted Birdsong

Ducks fly south and geese fly north. Don’t know why this back and forth. Hawks fly east and doves fly west. There’s one bird that flew the best. THE DODO. Yes, the dodo, the whole … Read more

Razing Arizona

His trip fell on the day the state’s coronavirus doubled. With temps nearing a hundred, you could tell it might be troubled. The first stop was in Yuma, just to visit his dear wall. Two workers just got … Read more

Going Downhill

The rent is due, we’ve got the flu. The petting zoo is closed. The world shut down, our reigning clown through all the warnings dozed. But now we’re opened up again, as if nothing occurred. … Read more

Sooner or Later

K-Pop bopped the big gum drop. His orangeness was steamingly aware. This opening was nothing but a costly photo op. But when he reached the mike, his fans weren’t there. He looked around and saw … Read more