All Posts by Rick Young

Shotgun Blasts

The Supreme Court doesn’t like my xenophobic attitudes. I thought I had a quid pro quo when hiring new dudes. Neil Gorsuch stabbed me in the back because I don’t like gays. Now Roberts with … Read more

No More Castling

Jesus monkeys on a downhill slide. Everybody who’s not white had better get inside. If they’re gonna shoot us just for sleeping in our car, someone’s got to step up, tell them this has gone … Read more

Toasted

There’s just no reason not to drink these days. It makes things better in so many ways. The pandemic doesn’t seem so bad depending on the drinks you’ve had. This is not to say whiskey’s a … Read more

Blue Cake for Orange

Happy Birthday to you, from the people you slew, from the generals exploded to ER’s overloaded. Your ignorance viral threatened all our survival. You should have gone home when impeached. But now, like a whale … Read more

Grunt Style

Just saw an ad for “grunt style” clothes. They’ll push the army up our nose. It’s bad enough troops in our streets, and they’re not there for meet-and-greets, but now we have to wear their … Read more

‘Tis Of Thee

Covid’s the canary in the coalmine, opened up our eyes that things are not fine. Things got out of hand and paralyzed the land. Emergency responders were our front line. Then, of course, we opened … Read more

Okie Dokie

His next campaign’s in Tulsa, the perfect place to be. He’ll say it was the spot where he once ended slavery. More famous, though, for what had happened, 1921. Three hundred blacks were massacred, but … Read more

Grave Consequences

He’s juggling that juggernaut of big things sold and big things bought. He owes a lot more than he owns, which might explain his power jones. And some of that he owes to mobs. That’s … Read more

Bad Badges

Now we see why they’re called ‘pigs’ by some. They get overheated in a scrum. Swinging clubs to break protesting bones, military gear gives them cajones. Wading into crowds can make them vicious. When did law … Read more

Trump Card

His four beats your eight. That call was really great. His eight beats your ace. What a sour face. His run beats your run. Because he’s number one. His full house must win. Even if … Read more

Mars Barr

Barr is a scar on the face of the nation. Justice is taking an unpaid vacation. His efforts to cover the president’s back have knocked the whole law system way out of whack. His pug … Read more

General Disturbance

Colin Powell drops the trowel, calling Trump a liar. Prez says nah-nah Iraq war, calling pants on fire. Generals have generally come down on forty-five. Better to have done that while their jobs were still alive. … Read more

Depressionistic

We could be back to the roaring 20’s soon, the roaring of fires and the market in a swoon. Army’s in place on the streets in case there is a riot. Grump is salivating, thinking … Read more

Little Red Roster

He’s killed a hundred thousand, now he’s hiding behind one. He told us from the start he could shoot someone with a gun. We thought that was hyperbole, and gave it ‘what the heck.’ But … Read more

Mourning Joe

These riots cause diversion from our first, worst aversion. The king is pouring gasoline on everything that’s not the queen. No one starts a greater fire than the first world’s biggest liar. First he’ll tell … Read more

Grand Obsolescence

A pop-up map, 100G, with color code vicinity. This guy will raise the stakes into infinity. How soon before it’s turned into a lottery? Prepare your urns and best invest in pottery. So let his … Read more

Trading Floor Lore

O gather thee now, Wall Street traders of death. But, before work you must sign a waiver, in case on the floor you do take your last breath, no recompense can you then savor. Go … Read more