Let US Prey
Lord, bless the germs within this pew, and hope that casualties are few. This virus makes the pious wary. Who knew hymns could be so scary. Because the wafer stock is thin, the hosts’s hydroxychloroquine. … Read more
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A day at the Beach
I-phones, drones and lovely bones. Wandering sand-distance police. Keep your mask on in the surf. Stay ten feet apart at least. Don’t touch seaweed, don’t pet crabs. Look out for the sharks. Swat at anything … Read more
Rocket Roger Cress
Little yellow trumpet bells, Rocket Cress by name, found beside familiar roads, sunshine is its game. In the mustard family, cabbage’s moist cousin, let it grow to flowering. You might want a dozen. Some consider … Read more
Game Changer
This president’s a rascal, a lot like Eddie Haskell; he certainly has Beaver on the brain. He’s taking medicine unproved, behavior surely not behooved. It’s further proof the man has gone insane. The drug is … Read more
The New Cover Up
The White House staff is wearing masks. They’ll do whatever the boss asks. He, of course, will still wear none. Must remain the ‘chosen one.’ Even Jared, Kernel Kush, must obey the face mask push. … Read more
2020 On The Wall
Another watchdog had to go. He sniffed around Mike Pompeo. Big Pharma will make our vaccine. The king is dead. God save the queen. Pelosi got her aid bill passed. Tomorrow morning, she’ll be gassed. … Read more
He Keeps a Crippling Neuron Blaster as a Pet
It’s hurricane season and things could get pretty wet. The felt tip forecaster pronounced Kansas a good bet. It’s hit the beaches season and soon they’ll be overrun. Despite the social warnings, some will, sadly, … Read more
Go Directly
William Barr’s a tool of the game Monopoly. He’s become the reigning king of “Get Out of Jail Free.” He’s destroyed the last vestige of our democracy. Law’s a joke. Order’s bespoke. There’s no land … Read more
Mothers of Intention
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers still alive, those who weren’t sent under by our president’s deep dive. And sorry, too, to any mothers out there who lost sons, whether it’s to tiny germs … Read more
Amnesty Incorporated
Saw Barr’s latest fractured fairy tale, letting one more bad guy out of jail. Flynn insures us lies can win, with the blessings of Putin. Donnie got right on the horn, told Vlad a new … Read more
Gazebo Nights
When the fellows brought their cellos, it got mellow straight away. All the hangers-on and horns-in-pawn of course would have their say. And the violins screamed violence, while violas sweetly bloomed, as the harp came … Read more
Charter Fool
Betsy DeVos is like expired mental floss. She founders in the dirt from days gone by. Her changes to Obama title nine rules have a cost. It makes rape much more fun if you’re a guy. … Read more
5/4/70
I remember Kent State and how it changed my life. Had a pass from G.I. training, was in Frisco with my wife. When I saw it on t.v., I said I can’t go back. Supposed … Read more
This Is Not a Hoax !
(“everyone to get from the streets”) The murder hornets are coming ! It’s just what the doctor ordered. The honey bees are bumming. Decapitation’s sordid. They’re on their way from overseas. They might give you a … Read more
Bughouse
It’s hard to come to terms with germs. They’re just so god-damned small. It’s quite unfair to know they’re there, yet not see them at all. If they would just emit a glow or make … Read more
Losing Face
[Throwback Thursday] I’ve fallen out of grace with my face. It’s now defined by lines of time and place. a roadmap etched with pathways to the past, a drying parchment never meant to last.
Indoor Games
Guess I’ll count the forks again. The prize this time: a nip of gin. I know the spoon count now by heart. And knives were there right from the start. Yes, counting silverware is in … Read more
What’s With Doc?
Where has Doctor Fauci gone? This week he was off the lawn. Without him we have no voice, inject bleach our only choice ? Maybe he’s in forced lockdown, caged and tied up by the … Read more
A Cleaner Smoothie
FOX says he wasn’t trying to be mean. He’s just a real big fan of Mister Clean. So, if you’ll open wide, he’ll pour some shit inside. And then you will be dead like Orson … Read more
Cashing In Your Checks
Go ahead and bet your stimulus check. A grand just will not do it, so go crazy, what the heck. However, there’s no horses racing. Blame the social distance spacing. Baseball, even football, might be … Read more