Red Tin Noodles

Word just came that Liz quit the presidential biz to join with mister money on the sideline. Goodbye to wealth tax thrown into the deep unknown. Goodbye to child care and student debt guideline. Her … Read more

Amy joined the race in a snowstorm. Now she’s dropping out in a shit storm. She joins a list of famous Minnesotans, all of whose candidacy was verboten. Harold Stassen, Gene McCarthy, Hubert Humphrey, all … Read more

Here comes the month-long countdown to the final four. Good bet that Kim will be there, Don and Vlad for sure. But who will win that final spot’s a matter of opinion, in the final … Read more

This whole year can take a flying leap. It’s not even March and we’re neck-deep. Neck deep in scandal, sham and scam, a presidential flimflam man, his appointees all unproven, but, unto a man, behooven, … Read more

The paste on his face is mostly lead-based. He wears it as a shield and as a mask. But don’t try to touch it; he’ll have you erased. You might as well not even ask. … Read more

There’s no talk in today’s news about stealing elections, which, in turn, prompted this look into some news selections. The stock market is reeling after COVID-19 drop, while our great leader continues to spout his … Read more

He’s got NDA in his DNA. It’s just the way he likes to play. Take off your clothes, do not disclose, sign on the dotted line. I’m no bachelor, you’re no rose, just drink a … Read more

The country seems so quiet, what with Air Force One away. A peacefulness has settled in. He’s been gone but a day. So Bernie’s free to pad his lead, contenders on their trails. It seems … Read more

Look out, India, ’cause here he comes ! They are building walls around their slums. He won’t like the Taj Mahal as much as his gambling hall. “This one that you’ve got is pretty, but … Read more

Bernie’s coming on like a socialist gangbuster. He’s like a mix of Larry David and old Mr. Bluster. It’s good that kids, who watch their vids, have got behind this boomer. He’ll smash the oligarchy … Read more

The King of Fraud thinks he is god. No law or rule can touch him. Amazing how the lurching clod persuades his mass to clutch him. His wispy wig and paint-on tan are awkward and … Read more

Roger Stone just got his sentence. Forty months for lying. He’ll be out before too long, though, for not testifying. He’s the Joker deep inside the president’s dark cave. Barr’s the Riddler, Rudy is the … Read more

Some nutcase in Nevada’s gluing MAGA hats on pigeons. Next year this might be basis for many new religions. Please, Bernie, Liz, Pete, Amy, Joe, agree on a consensus. Or people caught not wearing hats … Read more

Debate night tonight, Bloomberg on the spot. He thinks he can buy elections, Bernie says, “‘Fraid not.” Klobuchar and Buttigieg shall battle for the middle. Biden, looking sleepy, will play “Hey Joe” on the fiddle. … Read more

It looks like this is pardon day for crooks across the USA. Racketeers and junk bond dealers now can make their getaway. All Trump’s friends convicted of fraud, bribery, corruption, get out of jail free … Read more

News reports a homeless army’s just taken Trump Tower after a street fight with police that took about an hour. Crews are at the scene and talking to the occupiers. There’s a rumor going ’round … Read more

Keeping to the spirit of this year’s President’s Day, I’ll spend two dozen hours with nothing good to say. I’ll start with his constant attack on our endangered species, and segue to his lying mouth, which, … Read more

If he wins, he’ll turn the White House to a nursing home. First state of the nation with a walker. Before each appearance, activate the Depends Drone. A nurse will follow him just like a … Read more