Red Tin Noodles

This White House will undoubtedly go down in history. The president’s our first ever to be on PCP. The madness doesn’t stop at that; it’s all been quite consistent. The vice president named a fetus … Read more

Current fake news outlets are reporting our good spies with their bad are comporting. They say this chicanery ‘cross the ocean violates some democratic notion. They don’t recognize that in these times government needs leeway … Read more

While inside the ring of this existence, one must rely often on persistence. Without it and some loving insistence, there will be no way to go the distance. Yes, life is like a fight to … Read more

Can one in fact remember the green fantasies of youth? And then tend to dismember the last tree lines of the truth? Can hope and despair wallow in the cauldron of the blood, As witches … Read more

Charles Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol," thus Scrooge was embedded. Sir Thomas More became a saint, but first he was beheaded. Eubie Blake composed and played the piano in a ragtime way. Eddie Bracken, comic, … Read more

The Indians will pay for the pipeline. Cleveland is, of course, possessed by gangs. Bomb the glaciers and tax the water. Please pull to the curb and be searched. Mexico will pay for the Alamo. … Read more

His public image is limited, indeed. His hair is a physical disturbance. There’s a question as to whether he can read. It seems his main emotion is perturbance. He’s pissed off the Aussies and latinos. … Read more

Steve Bannon is the sludge in my liver. If bad was teardrops, he would be a river. Every time I think about his Breitbart News, I get a sudden bad attack of alt-right blues. Says … Read more

The pointed teeth of doubt are nibbling away at my soul’s achilles tendon, causing a moral limp. I’m afraid I won’t be able to catch up with god in the big race.

That’s a dirty dog ball, please don’t pick it up! Lord only knows what kind of germs might reside in that pup. No, no, no, my son, don’t get that near your face! You’ll get … Read more

Dragged on down the morning hill by shadows, the waking songs of love grind us to tears. So much happens when we’ve got our heads turned. A sudden silent burst of birds appears. Bone bare … Read more

The year of the rooster could be like a rocket booster, a launch into the perilous unknown. What with the selection of a crude orange erection, we’ve lifted off into the twilight zone. A strutting … Read more

Please don’t pull the plug on your sick llamas, or blame their poor health on the Obamas. Dress them up in their finest pajamas and then send them off to the Bahamas. Animals do quite … Read more

If you look to your right, you will see much bigger buildings, some oil wells, large vehicles producing ‘harmless’ emissions, nuclear facilities, a well-armed police presence, strong displays of military might, golf courses, tennis courts … Read more

Alienation’s trending big time. The bad boy’s in his house of glass, throwing shit at everything he sees. What is the problem, buddy? You’re the king. And the joker. Every night he’s got to use … Read more

It’s a scene that’s truly hard to fathom. Oath of office on those lying lips. History has turned to science fiction. Aliens are laughing in their ships. In his first speech from the seat of … Read more

Crack open all those eggshell eyes and let the dammed tears flow. There must be a gallon full of sorrow. As a child once said to Shoeless, "Say it isn’t so." Our world will change, … Read more