Red Tin Noodles

Our new flag celebrates the thin blue line. The old red, white and blue has seen its time. Enough of unity and peace. It’s time we celebrate the police, and get tough on the leftists … Read more

Trump’s great plans for harmony around the middle east have just been put to test by the Ethiopian beast. Their huge hydropower dam, upstream on the Blue Nile, will block the flow to two countries downstream … Read more

If they turn on his mute button, Trump might take to wire cuttin’. He’ll shout over poor hoarse Joe, echoing his, “No! No! No!” In two minutes silent time, just imagine what he’ll mime: Hunter … Read more

Who’s that lefty on the hill? He can really move that pill. How’s he make it do that shit? Cuts the ball or uses spit. Throws a foot short of the rubber. Ball’s so juiced … Read more

When I was a boy, around eight, nine and ten, I had a good imagination, but just one good friend. And he, my friend, was Mickey Mantle, needed dad menage, a summertime mirage at my … Read more

The cockroaches have dirt on him. He’s just part of their scam. He’s not of this earth, you see. He is an insect man. More powerful than Ant Man, more popular than Beatles, he drives … Read more

Put me in your page. Then I’ll grow grey with age. I’m your bookmark. Drop me on the floor. That’s o.k., you got lots more. I’m your bookmark. Sometimes I’m substituted for one more fitting to … Read more

Bill Barr’s House of Justice is exciting many fears. They’ll execute a woman, the first in seventy years. It makes a point that in some ninety days his vengeance wing can hurt us many ways. … Read more

They found the lemur who was kidnapped from the Frisco zoo. He roamed a park in Daly City, early-voted, too. He was pleased, part of the group called “Lemurs Against Trump.” If he could free … Read more

Trump and Barr are falling out and may break up as well. The A.G. failed to jail Barack, and now can go to hell. Big Bill worked hard to prop him up. but now he’s … Read more

When Indians got in the way, from the first invasion day, there was always hell to pay. Or maybe just some beads. The natives gave their corn, got nothing back but scorn, torn, rounded up, … Read more

She’s a registered fetus saver. That’s her peculiar flavor. No biblical contortion says Jesus hates abortion. But she’ll control your motherhood by voting Roe v. Wade’s no good. She claims religion won’t distract her. Lifetime … Read more

A busted billionaire out on the ledge has drawn a crowd below; some holler, “Jump”. For several hours now, he’s been on edge. The tower he has climbed is branded “Trump.” It’s one of many … Read more

I’m blocked by blatant blasphemies. His dictator film fantasies. He should have to pay disaster fees. He tears the mask off, with no breath to cough. This movie must come to its end. America is … Read more

He’s a one-man Covid parade. Be afraid. Be very afraid. He says he gets miracles sent down by god, while crossing his fingers, a wink and a nod. His people are cheering him out in … Read more

This episode is quite upsetting, until you unravel the why. This autocrat will not suffer defeat. In fact, he would much rather die. And so, there’s a plan now to fake his demise. He’s hired … Read more