Red Tin Noodles

Strobe light punks and cordial drunks amass in the heart of the square. The triangle boys bring rectangle toys and the bone kids don’t know what to wear. Somewhere crazed youth might fall from the trees … Read more

Eyeless in Gaza was playing as rockets rained down. Screams of the mothers and babies just could not be drowned. Buildings were bombed before they could evacuate. Even with warnings, it’s always too little, too … Read more

Depleted idols, shorn subtitles, fading vitals rudely reappear. Undermined by their kind, loveless, blind, unwound of mind, their outlines are not clear. Relinquishing the pace, the human race may lack the tact of moral grace. … Read more

I’m starting up another sleepless streak, continuing this wild, untethered week. At times it all seems well, at others bleak. It’s like a slo-mo fall from off my peak. Perhaps I should be grateful for … Read more

Look out up above, dude, it’s the falling Chinese rocket! It’s gotta land somewhere, but they don’t know how to clock it. It could crash in New York, L.A., Rio or Beijing. It’s twenty tons, … Read more

Therapy dogs solved my problem. I used to be an angry cat. After just a couple sessions, I forgot about all that. Now I jump and play outside, and roll around in dirt. Therapy dogs … Read more

In June I’ll have a different attitude. I’ll float above the lanes just like The Dude. I’ll take the doc’s advice, and try to be real nice, and cut way down on time in which … Read more

I am tending now toward broken, not a good sign for antiques. I’m full of bumps and spots and dots, and some assorted leaks. Joints are aching, locking, popping, not unlike a dance. Appropriate in ballrooms, … Read more

Evolving through decades of panic in chariots metal, gas powered and manic. Revolving through rotaries and underpasses, screaming profanities out at the masses. Paying for fuel, often waiting in lines. Driving too fast and then paying the … Read more

The fool on the hill has been sent down south. No longer need we hear the swill from his mouth. He still dreams of power, still rants and commands. But, as of this hour, it’s … Read more

Sobriety binge will leave you unhinged. It’ll teetotal all of your sums. Your pals will be way out there chomping on stars, but you’ll just be left with the crumbs. A brain tires out by … Read more

I am not a mountain, I whispered to an ant who’d climbed my shadow. My right arm was a drawbridge back to nature you won’t see on Rachel Maddow. But ants will not be waylaid, … Read more

Mystery drones and space debris. That stuff doesn’t interest me. Lil Nas X coming out is what it is all about. Kim Jong’s missiles may concern, until Mighty Ducks return. New Holmes entry on Netflix … Read more

Grocery store’s the new killing floor. And those without an arsenal aren’t cool. Man can’t even get a decent massage any more. And those guns that they carry ain’t old school. Got bombs and vests … Read more

They should hold the Olympics on that boat in the canal. Melt down the golden medals and distribute on PayPal. Forget the roadside run from Fukushima with the torch. Postpone a year for Covid fear, … Read more

And now that he’s in Florida, the nation’s karma pit, the word has spread, his followers must carry all his shit. Insults, hating, baiting, grating, all the way to killing. Of course, the orchestrator finds the … Read more

Iceland melted by volcano. Mar a Lago cocktail, Drano. Deshaun Watson’s penis-flashing. Sex addiction defense crashing. Covid cases see uptick. Dad drops child in zoo cage. Sick! Bear spray used now to protest. Austin mourns … Read more

Spring comes knocking at a cold front door. Why do folks come out no more? Answers follow, though they’re vague. Has something to do with plague. Only come outside for tasks. When they do, they … Read more

Cicadas are coming, it’s best be prepared. Their numbers are huge but no need to be scared. They’ve been underground now for seventeen years. In April or May, they’ll emerge to great cheers. The cycle … Read more

Numbers mean nothing anymore. Now it’s all just algorithm. Digits treated like a whore, bytes and dots like catechism. Streaming reams of memes and tics, subjects strewn like pickup sticks. All bells rung and all chords … Read more