Red Tin Noodles

The Bills and the Browns. The world is upside down. Phil Spector’s wall of sound lies broken on the ground. MLK Day tomorrow continues month of sorrow. Challenged transfer of power creeps toward its final … Read more

The stolen election was just a projection to ward off rejection without introspection. The failed insurrection revealed our protection is prone to infection and must seek correction. Post-riot detection contends a confection of auto suggestion … Read more

We’ve found Illuminati, Scotty, their symbols everywhere. Triangles, black eyes, all things spotty. Devils in their hair. Lady Gaga ate some babies. Madge is royalty. J-Z’s bite can give you rabies, needs your loyalty. Secret … Read more

Another shot at insurrection, under, this time, real direction. The last was nothing but rehearsal. This time the aim is reversal. A lot more guns and ammunition will bring a death toll to fruition. Will … Read more

Laying siege the Capitol was such a ratings boon, new episodes will start as early as next Monday noon. So many patriotic folks thought the first show such fun, next time, to pump the drama, … Read more

Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago. He wants to turn the D.C. streets to ’68 Chicago. He doesn’t have a cruel J.Edgar Hoover by his side. He lost that when Bill … Read more

They’re finding missing ballots everywhere. Reports say one was pulled out of his hair. Ballot bags in rivers and burned in hollow trees. Thousands more in nursing homes, many marked by sneeze. Ballots filling farm … Read more

He’s wired the White House to explode. Just push a button once he’s on the road. He’s broken every law, in hock up to his jaw. He might as well go all-in crazy mode. There’ve … Read more

This new year’s eve, there’s no reprieve from ghosts of old years past. The orange pall which cloaked us all now seems that it will last. It needs another twenty days to dissipate its frisson, and then … Read more

Well, at least we won the big one. Nothing Trump can do to spoil it. But, unless we get those Georgia seats, we’ll still be in the toilet. Mitch will freeze the senate with his … Read more

Come get your pardon, available down at the Rose Garden, redecorated, because the other way my wife hated. Your pardon costs less than did changing this mess. It’s not just us. We’ve got expenses. And … Read more

The Don must cross the Rubicon, as mandated by QAnon. The act would be a right wing pleaser, if he went all Julius Caesar. General Flynn is all in favor. Martial law’s his favorite flavor. … Read more

When General Flynn talks martial law, Trump thinks about Matt Dillon. In every Gunsmoke that he saw, there always was some killin’. His chance to shoot folks on the street might be around the corner. … Read more

T’was a long and twisted road, knowing not what it forebode. Colbert wept election eve. Outcome we could not conceive. Hillary was the wrong choice, shady past and grating voice. Still, who thought the Don could … Read more

Billy, Barr the door. He’ll be A.G no more. Word is that on Christmas eve, this sly sycophant will leave. It is said he lost Don’s favor when the big hoax didn’t savor. The fraud … Read more

Charlie Pride has died of Covid complications, first black superstar to play on country music stations. Sara Palin took to Georgia, urging “crush the vote,” wearing buckskin, in, we hope, her final fool’s footnote. L’il … Read more

A spree of executions in his last months as the king. As far as hurting people goes, he hasn’t missed a thing. Even Kim K couldn’t talk him into clemency. He’s out the door, will … Read more

He’s grifting on his way out the door. What’s left behind will be a grim eyesore. He’s pulling up the carpets from the floor. They’ve let him loose and there will be much more. He’ll … Read more

Come on down to Buy A Pardon. It’s paradise without the garden. It’s Eden with a lot more snakes. It’s where big bucks buy bigger breaks. No matter what your lowdown ways, we’ll have you out … Read more

Will Trump sell our secrets to the Russians to pay debts? When he leaves his office, that’s the utmost of our threats. He’s talked of secret weapons. Those details are worth some dough. What goes … Read more