Revolution #45

One if by land and two if by sea,
Paul Revere said, and, if by air, three.
Ethan Allen helped to shut the airports down.
His Green Mountain boys covered the copters on the ground.
When Patrick Henry phrased his praise of liberty,
it was a coded message to the boys in Seal Team 3.
And by some great coincidence, the men at Valley Forge
all had the last name Washington or else the first name George.

We Golden

Fifty years of marriage is like sixty years in jail.

There’s some time off for good behavior and love is the bail.
There were times came close to crimes and some I don’t remember.
But we shared a half century, new years to December.
Romance hits its warranty somewhere down the line.
But grapes ferment on vines of love to become wine divine.
I’m out on bail again tonight, a half a hundred gone.
But I can sleep in peace again. She’ll be there at the dawn.
Fifty-fifty are the odds. And odd folks we may be.
But we’ve played it cool and always aimed for harmony.
Next we play out number fifty one.
I would bet on us. We’re on a run.

Holiday Fall

N & I had an ice orchestrated tandem fall
as we walked uphill to the car this icy morning.
I’d scraped the hard-ice film off of the car,
but didn’t realize how slippery the ground remained.
Leading N uphill, hand-in-hand, she went down first
and took me with her after a moment’s hesitation
(when I thought I could pull it all back together).
So there we were, on the ice, on our knees,
she, amazingly, unhurt, just downed.
And I tried to readjust, but now I was tractionless in my flip-flops,
she, remarkably, calm, and we orchestrated a ten minute rescue
which, eventually, ended with me pulling her in on a door mat like a sled,
and her crawling into the porch. Where she sat for another ten minutes
laughing and extremely grateful she was not further hurt.
So her breakfast/shopping trip with godmother Anne was cancelled
and we bruised took pain relievers and went to bed.
Awoke both in good spirits (we had high-fived upon arriving indoors)
and have spent the day with cuddling cats and stored-up food.
I’ll venture out tomorrow, in better weather, for food and grog.
N, whose end was some last minute shopping, said,
when down on the ground, "anyone not covered will get checks. "
God bless you, Tiny Tim. God bless you Queen Victoria (in secret).
Happy holiday to you and yours (and any spirits not covered in this message)!

Top Ten Black Metal Band Names

(Note from the author’s son regarding this email excerpt: Sorry, Mom…)

And here’s my written piece of the week, deemed too inhospitable for the blog by those I’ve asked (ie your mom):

Top Ten Black Metal Band Names
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10. Purgatory Amos
9. Viagra Falls
8. Clock Shuckers
7. Hell Toupee
6. Cher Croppers
5. Ho Downers
4. Corrodeo
3. Beaver Damned
2. Princess Die Anthrax
1. Den Motherfuckers

Honorable Mention:

Cod Peace
Sausage Lynx
Gore Text
Four Hour Election
Nun Of The Above (NOTA)