This Is Not a Hoax !
(“everyone to get from the streets”)
The murder hornets are coming !
It’s just what the doctor ordered.
The honey bees are bumming.
Decapitation’s sordid.
They’re on their way from overseas.
They might give you a buzz.
They might not give you a disease.
But they will sting you, cuz.
Two-inch long and orange headed,
cloaked in shiny black.
You can see where this is headed,
if I don’t turn back.
Easy now, it’s killer hornets
who’re the present threat.
Don’t be greeting them with cornets.
They’re the big bad bet.
This time we must be prepared,
and ready for the swarm.
These things, too, will not be scared
off when the weather’s warm.