Majority Blues

Please don’t kill my darling filibuster,
says Moscow Mitch with what poise he can muster.
Just put yourself in my shoes, he will bluster.
But, soon, he’ll be abandoned, just like Custer.
He’s afraid Dem Sens will stampede left,
and take away the bullshit they can heft.
Abolishing obstruction would be deft,
leaving him defenseless, senseless and bereft.
You’ll regret it if you change our ways,
says Mitch in fear of minority days.
He used that veto power like a craze.
But now he’s old and this is a new phase.

Cloud of Rhyme

My rhyming steam roller sometimes hits a boulder
and topples down into a gulch.
With wheel to the shoulder, I sit and grow older.
Sometimes brain fodder turns to mulch.
An idea will goad, get me back on the road,
get my eyes on the unbroken line.
I can drive fifty-five while my thoughts come alive,
and it’s those times I really feel fine.
But there’s other times, though, where I do call a tow,
unable to rise from the mire.
Those times, I feel mean. I could drink gasoline,
but in past it has failed to inspire.
Recocking the brain is so often a strain that at times
it feels better off empty.
A night off with beer or some holiday cheer
can oftentimes be pretty tempty.
Then comes the steam roller, all puffing out smoke,
and the frontal lobe suddenly fills.
And out comes a cloud of rhyme, prose and bad jokes,
enough to give thinking men chills.