Scrambled Preamble

Sore heels slog through mud-slung meadows. Vested verities abide toasted variations. Slug lines drop and bob in the print morass. Plausibility gives pause, paws at the conscience. Malignant manipulators march in a mean parade. Truth … Read more

Evacuation Ale

Soles in suds on the pub floor as the men all talk of war. They just heard the radio say forty bombers on the way. Drink up, it may be your last. Enemy approaching fast. … Read more

Partner in Crime

I stalk this region. I’m the rule that runs this game. Like darts of icy wind I whistle through your brain. I drive you to the street with eyes red and insane. You might do … Read more

Ruby Yacht

Jack Ruby was promised a big boat for his deed, but got sent up the river, a patsy, too, indeed. His killing of Lee Oswald was an undercover job. But never trust your cover when … Read more

Rhumba to the Bomb

There is no future left in transformation. You’re met with insolence and condemnation, the awful tearing sound of separation , and constant knocking causing bad vibration. Too late to move, there’s just too big a … Read more

Stolen Basis

A kleptomaniac takes things and won’t give back. A robber often uses force and risks a stint in jail, of course. Pickpockets stick to wallet stealing, in your pants without you feeling. Thieves now don’t … Read more

Xerox Fox

She used the office fax machine to reproduce her parts. Her arm was just magnificent. Her leg was off the charts. She sent a xerox of her foot to some guy with a fetish. He … Read more

Tentative Filer

All file cabinets look the same to one in the shoveling game. I was yanked off the main land, fitted with a tight armband, ordered to alphabetize words I didn’t recognize. If I worked for … Read more

Governor Gumshoe

We need a sharp-edged ruler, who can spy upon us, too, a real protective leader, a Governor Gumshoe. He’ll pound his dreaded gavel if we have too much fun. Then, if we don’t settle down, … Read more

Super Bawl

An early interception changed the game’s complexion. After two substantial kicks, the spread was back up to six. Looked as if the football gods once again had nailed the odds. But a short-pass-fueled long drive … Read more

Horn of Plenty

Satchmo, Miles, ‘Trane, Pharoah, Diz, tell you what a player is. Sacramental blue high notes, wails and honks and sailing boats. Silence, violence, bleep to bawl, horn of plenty says it all. Horn of plenty, … Read more

Corporal Geometry

Corporal Geometry informed Private Equation, "W’ell have to take Right Angle Hill if we’re to save this nation." But Major Addition said there was one condition. It seemed Sergeant Subtraction had seen too much combat … Read more

Plant Life

I woke up rooted to the ground, within sight of no industry. A farmer with a shovel came across the field and stared at me, said, "If you grow and blossom, that’s the only way … Read more

Groundhog Daze

The groundhog sees his shadow and we’re all for six weeks doomed. Whose idea was it to have this poor beast exhumed? There must be other rodents on whom we could pin our luck, something … Read more

Corridors of Perception

Gravitational update indecisive, as indicated by floating peas, bees sucked into dark holes and seas flat, motionless. Whilst in theory we madly spin, the rope simply hangs. Beyond the kicking legs of swingers, the street … Read more