Top Ten Black Metal Band Names
(Note from the author’s son regarding this email excerpt: Sorry, Mom…)
And here’s my written piece of the week, deemed too inhospitable for the blog by those I’ve asked (ie your mom):
Top Ten Black Metal Band Names
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10. Purgatory Amos
9. Viagra Falls
8. Clock Shuckers
7. Hell Toupee
6. Cher Croppers
5. Ho Downers
4. Corrodeo
3. Beaver Damned
2. Princess Die Anthrax
1. Den Motherfuckers
Honorable Mention:
Cod Peace
Sausage Lynx
Gore Text
Four Hour Election
Nun Of The Above (NOTA)