News of the Day 1/18/20
In Vegas birds wear cowboy hats.
Or so it says in chat room chats.
A Wiggles singer collapsed on stage.
Rejecting royalty’s all the rage.
Airplane fuel’s been dumped on schools.
Neo-nazis act like fools.
Philippine volcano blew.
Evidence shows Nunez knew.
Flash floods mock the Aussie fires.
Yang gives money, has no buyers.
Rapper Pop Smoke stole a Royce.
Simpsons’ Apu needs new voice.
Trump law team are t.v. stars.
Parnas haunted hotel bars.
Women marchers on the ground.
‘Portrait of a Lady’ found.
If the news seems off the hook,
wait until you read the book.