Penultimatum

Tomorrow we are going to impeach.

It’s been three years but now it is in reach.
Of course the fix is in.
Truth takes it on the chin.
But one must hope there’s lessons it will teach.
Like don’t elect a crook for president.
You saw his campaign, how it was hell bent.
He tossed money to the rich,
treated poor folks like his bitch.
He’s done not one good thing in time he’s spent.
He’s demeaned women, often for a laugh.
He looked to the swamp to fill his staff.
His lies became a running joke.
He dropped one every time he spoke.
And he would never admit to a gaffe.
He’s cuddled up to dictators worldwide.
He even claims that Putin’s on his side.
And what of Kim Jong-un,
the North Korean goon,
who’s taken his good friend for one wild ride.
He’s pulled us to the brink of a world war,
and says that’s okay, what are missiles for?
Our allies he has dumped,
and now he’s super pumped,
even though impeachment’s at the door.
He knows Republicans have got his back.
The Senate has turned to his own love shack.
They haven’t got the balls
to dis him in their halls.
And so he will continue his attack.
To liberty we’ll have to bid farewell
if we allow four more years of this hell.
He’ll decimate our history.
The truth will be a mystery.
This once great land will be an empty shell.
One day folks will reflect with jaws dropped,
wondering why this crackpot wasn’t stopped.
We must be behooved
that he be removed.
Otherwise our timeline could be cropped.

Cartoon Rule

Our great Space Force soon will visit Pluto.

And Spinach Navy will take care of Bluto.
Goofy’s our new Defense Secretary.
New Supreme Court: Curly, Moe and Larry.
Ghost Rider heads the Department of Arson.
Head of Sleep remains our own Ben Carson.
Melania, of course, is now The Queen.
And King of Comedy is Mister Bean.
While Rudy G. will rule the inner city,
the suburbs are in charge of Walter Mitty.
Wile E. Coyote will patrol the border,
with help from Zorro, Czar of Law and Order.
Maleficent will control immigration.
Chris Christie heads Department of Vacation.
Ivanka will remain Goddess of Lust.
Her name will replace God’s as whom we trust.
And Porky Pig, as head of Education,
will move our country toward a stutter nation.
Donald Duck will become Aide De Camp.
New State Department: Lady and the Tramp.
Pinocchio as Minister of Truth
will exonerate poor John Wilkes Booth.
And, last but not least, will be Daffy Duck,
who becomes the Minister of Do Not Give a Fuck.
All this ruled by Tiny Orange Hand.
God protect our animated land.