Red Tin Noodles

Putin started shootin’ ‘cross the border in Ukraine. Now he’s talkin’ nukes and it’s quite clear he’s gone insane. He went in to ‘kill nazis,’ though their leader is a jew. The people took up … Read more

Broiled friends defy description. Nuclear cooking benefits only buzzards. There’s a flash in the panhandle, and Florida floats out to sea, a theme park of ash. Those who saw New York go will not remember … Read more

Always looking to the sky, you and I. What we gonna count upon if baseball die? Russia’s at the English Channel, by the by. I feel like the backup catcher in the rye. I’ve seen … Read more

Looks like we’ll live through another war. Keeping peace since Little Boy’s been what life’s for. Defending Ukraine is a subtle task. Avoiding nukes now is all we can ask. A madman autocrat is on … Read more

“Let him reign in Ukraine.” Orange praise for pal Vlad’s brain. Rise, autocrats of the world. Now your flag has been unfurled. Democracy is on the slide. Four more years it would have died. Putin’s … Read more

A thousand battered kegs floated in the bay. It was a holiday and the rats were jumping ship. Talk of treason had turned to suggestions of war. Every machine sounded of planes. Thunder was guns … Read more