Red Tin Noodles

This new year’s eve, there’s no reprieve from ghosts of old years past. The orange pall which cloaked us all now seems that it will last. It needs another twenty days to dissipate its frisson, and then … Read more

Well, at least we won the big one. Nothing Trump can do to spoil it. But, unless we get those Georgia seats, we’ll still be in the toilet. Mitch will freeze the senate with his … Read more

Come get your pardon, available down at the Rose Garden, redecorated, because the other way my wife hated. Your pardon costs less than did changing this mess. It’s not just us. We’ve got expenses. And … Read more

The Don must cross the Rubicon, as mandated by QAnon. The act would be a right wing pleaser, if he went all Julius Caesar. General Flynn is all in favor. Martial law’s his favorite flavor. … Read more

When General Flynn talks martial law, Trump thinks about Matt Dillon. In every Gunsmoke that he saw, there always was some killin’. His chance to shoot folks on the street might be around the corner. … Read more

T’was a long and twisted road, knowing not what it forebode. Colbert wept election eve. Outcome we could not conceive. Hillary was the wrong choice, shady past and grating voice. Still, who thought the Don could … Read more

Billy, Barr the door. He’ll be A.G no more. Word is that on Christmas eve, this sly sycophant will leave. It is said he lost Don’s favor when the big hoax didn’t savor. The fraud … Read more

Charlie Pride has died of Covid complications, first black superstar to play on country music stations. Sara Palin took to Georgia, urging “crush the vote,” wearing buckskin, in, we hope, her final fool’s footnote. L’il … Read more

A spree of executions in his last months as the king. As far as hurting people goes, he hasn’t missed a thing. Even Kim K couldn’t talk him into clemency. He’s out the door, will … Read more

He’s grifting on his way out the door. What’s left behind will be a grim eyesore. He’s pulling up the carpets from the floor. They’ve let him loose and there will be much more. He’ll … Read more

Come on down to Buy A Pardon. It’s paradise without the garden. It’s Eden with a lot more snakes. It’s where big bucks buy bigger breaks. No matter what your lowdown ways, we’ll have you out … Read more