Red Tin Noodles

Electricity. What a cool invention. We used to have to heat by fire, torchlight for attention. Now we only flip a switch and on and off goes power. No more need of gaslit sconces in … Read more

Each birthday after seventy’s like going over par. The putts you dropped now roll aside. Your drive does not go far. The layups that were breakaways since days when you were small are now chased … Read more

DDE ruled the land of the free. He was born October fourteenth, like George Floyd. He helped win a world war, had a decent golfing score, so, it was Ike and Tricky Dick, into the void. … Read more

Mickey D’s not clownin’ any more. Ronald’s been laid off, and is he sore! His giant red hair wasn’t meant to scare, but frightened little children to their core. Killer clown with trail of beef … Read more

All the pollen is gone from the flowers, and the bees who had worked there for hours have all disappeared. It’s just as we feared. Fall has fallen and now nature cowers. Cold moves in … Read more

America is a Fantasy Park. The light side’s on the left. The right side’s in the dark. The Gates of Hell are in Las Vegas, tourist destination. And any city street stands as a Mecca of … Read more

Surf City’s decimated by a big oil spill. Bill Shatner’s going off to space. He’s got some time to kill. It looks like Mister Bezos this time plays the role of Spock. Perhaps they can … Read more