Quo Vadis?
Feed the hungry. Kill the rich. Ocean’s dying. Life’s a bitch. Nothing matters. Plague abounds. We don’t matter. Make the rounds. Police are angry. Looters, too. Sometimes they don’t know who’s who. Polar bears now … Read more
Monthly Archives: January 2021
Resurrectionists Stomp
Klomp. Bomp. We got the swamp. We got left in the lurch without a perch. And now we’re fighting back an organized attack. It’s hard to play defense and do research. The slime laid on … Read more
Memorabilia
Dan collected face masks of dead goalies and was known to steal some sneaks occasionally. People had many fetishes in Beaverton. His pal Andy had a vial of Blazer sweat and a headband he claimed … Read more
Memorabilia
(Note from the author’s son: I found this seemingly unfinished draft and felt compelled to publish it – with the date he last edited it.) Danny collected the face masks of dead goalies and was … Read more
Cast Away
Our sinking ship has made it back to shore. With Ahab gone, things just might be o.k. Get all his seasick sailors off the floor. And look forward to sail another day. The white whale … Read more
Up In the Air
He’s still got his mitts on the nuclear codes until noon. He’s up in the air like the devil may care, the buffoon. If he sends the command to a nuclear sub, D.C. just disappears … Read more
The Mercy Rule
Four hundred thousand Covid dead. And DT’s packing up instead. He doesn’t give a fuck for suckers out of luck, as long as he winds up, somehow, ahead. Tomorrow he will fly his family south … Read more
Mar-a-Lago Iago
The end game dream of every grifter is to lay on a Florida beach with his snifter. To rescue a rich widow from the ever present waves could be a drifter’s dream amongst the beneficial saves. … Read more
“He’s a Rebel”
The Bills and the Browns. The world is upside down. Phil Spector’s wall of sound lies broken on the ground. MLK Day tomorrow continues month of sorrow. Challenged transfer of power creeps toward its final … Read more
Dejection
The stolen election was just a projection to ward off rejection without introspection. The failed insurrection revealed our protection is prone to infection and must seek correction. Post-riot detection contends a confection of auto suggestion … Read more
Q R S _ _ _ T
We’ve found Illuminati, Scotty, their symbols everywhere. Triangles, black eyes, all things spotty. Devils in their hair. Lady Gaga ate some babies. Madge is royalty. J-Z’s bite can give you rabies, needs your loyalty. Secret … Read more
Participation Trophies
Another shot at insurrection, under, this time, real direction. The last was nothing but rehearsal. This time the aim is reversal. A lot more guns and ammunition will bring a death toll to fruition. Will … Read more
All-Consuming TV
Laying siege the Capitol was such a ratings boon, new episodes will start as early as next Monday noon. So many patriotic folks thought the first show such fun, next time, to pump the drama, … Read more
Coup Day Ta Ta
Trump is in his bunker, not the one in Mar-a-Lago. He wants to turn the D.C. streets to ’68 Chicago. He doesn’t have a cruel J.Edgar Hoover by his side. He lost that when Bill … Read more
InvisiVote
They’re finding missing ballots everywhere. Reports say one was pulled out of his hair. Ballot bags in rivers and burned in hollow trees. Thousands more in nursing homes, many marked by sneeze. Ballots filling farm … Read more
He’s Ticking
He’s wired the White House to explode. Just push a button once he’s on the road. He’s broken every law, in hock up to his jaw. He might as well go all-in crazy mode. There’ve … Read more