Monthly Archives: June 2020

Fore Heads

The king heads to Mount Rushmore on the third. He wants to shit on their heads like a bird. The giant three slave owners, enough to give him boners; he likes the fact they won’t … Read more

Forth of July

One-hundred-fifty fighter jets will fly over D.C. They’ll all be dropping pamphlets that say, “Get out of jail free!” A red-faced horde of sycophants will do the MAGA dance. Mike Pence will nod his head and … Read more

Unaffordable Carelessness

Take away our health care at the crux of the pandemic, erasing all Obama’s done with malice most systemic, the blatant boss of all that’s lost is king of the unkind, and lighting fires everywhere that he … Read more

Perverted Birdsong

Ducks fly south and geese fly north. Don’t know why this back and forth. Hawks fly east and doves fly west. There’s one bird that flew the best. THE DODO. Yes, the dodo, the whole … Read more

Razing Arizona

His trip fell on the day the state’s coronavirus doubled. With temps nearing a hundred, you could tell it might be troubled. The first stop was in Yuma, just to visit his dear wall. Two workers just got … Read more

Going Downhill

The rent is due, we’ve got the flu. The petting zoo is closed. The world shut down, our reigning clown through all the warnings dozed. But now we’re opened up again, as if nothing occurred. … Read more

Sooner or Later

K-Pop bopped the big gum drop. His orangeness was steamingly aware. This opening was nothing but a costly photo op. But when he reached the mike, his fans weren’t there. He looked around and saw … Read more

Shotgun Blasts

The Supreme Court doesn’t like my xenophobic attitudes. I thought I had a quid pro quo when hiring new dudes. Neil Gorsuch stabbed me in the back because I don’t like gays. Now Roberts with … Read more

No More Castling

Jesus monkeys on a downhill slide. Everybody who’s not white had better get inside. If they’re gonna shoot us just for sleeping in our car, someone’s got to step up, tell them this has gone … Read more

Toasted

There’s just no reason not to drink these days. It makes things better in so many ways. The pandemic doesn’t seem so bad depending on the drinks you’ve had. This is not to say whiskey’s a … Read more

Blue Cake for Orange

Happy Birthday to you, from the people you slew, from the generals exploded to ER’s overloaded. Your ignorance viral threatened all our survival. You should have gone home when impeached. But now, like a whale … Read more

Grunt Style

Just saw an ad for “grunt style” clothes. They’ll push the army up our nose. It’s bad enough troops in our streets, and they’re not there for meet-and-greets, but now we have to wear their … Read more

‘Tis Of Thee

Covid’s the canary in the coalmine, opened up our eyes that things are not fine. Things got out of hand and paralyzed the land. Emergency responders were our front line. Then, of course, we opened … Read more

Okie Dokie

His next campaign’s in Tulsa, the perfect place to be. He’ll say it was the spot where he once ended slavery. More famous, though, for what had happened, 1921. Three hundred blacks were massacred, but … Read more

Grave Consequences

He’s juggling that juggernaut of big things sold and big things bought. He owes a lot more than he owns, which might explain his power jones. And some of that he owes to mobs. That’s … Read more

Bad Badges

Now we see why they’re called ‘pigs’ by some. They get overheated in a scrum. Swinging clubs to break protesting bones, military gear gives them cajones. Wading into crowds can make them vicious. When did law … Read more

Trump Card

His four beats your eight. That call was really great. His eight beats your ace. What a sour face. His run beats your run. Because he’s number one. His full house must win. Even if … Read more