Monthly Archives: November 2020

Fringe Benefits

Will Trump sell our secrets to the Russians to pay debts? When he leaves his office, that’s the utmost of our threats. He’s talked of secret weapons. Those details are worth some dough. What goes … Read more

Son of a B-

DjTj 2024. Nuttin like you ever even seen before. ‘Member screamin’ lady yellin’ “best is yet to come”? She be sacrificed in tv show called DjCHUM. Shark bite. Dark night. Star bright. Ignite. We more … Read more

Gordian Knot

The gourd tradition on Thanksgiving was passed down from dead to living. Gourds were always on the table, in the hut, the barn, the stable. The fourth magi brought a gourd, never made it to … Read more

Pardon My Swamp

Trump’s pardon of Flynn today followed the pardon of a turkey. They say the next one up in line’s the Notorious Beef Jerky. Then liberate some KFC, and Popeye’s chicken, Ooh-ooh-wee. Then let’s get donuts out of jail … Read more

Black Friday

Black Friday, in the days gone by, used to be a riot. Now, it’s all just shop at home, and everything is quiet. But, in the times before, they’d mass outside the door, as if hungry … Read more

His Many Duties

I saw Satan at my polling place. He had horns and all, but he had Jared’s face. Wearing a nice suit, he looked quite tall and pale. But, looking down beneath his cuffs, I know … Read more

Rudy Melt

Baloney with brown sauce. Sprinkle with conspiracy leaves. Add a dash of turnback thyme. A little more brown sauce, drizzled. Slather with old mayornaise. Serve on a kaiser roll. Accompany with dry red whine.

Wai Wi Why

Six scythes sigh citing sight’s slight size. Contemporaneously, the clown chief juggles balls in the oversize pockets of golf pantaloons. His jesters, the caddies, the sick secret service, all watch in astonishment balls fly all … Read more

No Knews

The talking heads illuminate the dead. But nothing that they say has any cred. The numbers are not taken as a fact. The word of this decade might be ‘redact.’ With snow about to glisten, … Read more

Transition

Like a waveless ocean awaiting tsunami. The sand tenses. Trees try to shuffle away. Sea horses gallop. Crabs get friendly. Big fish, little fish, work in harmony to avoid induction, gills pumping. The sky still … Read more

American Lie

Bye, bye, this American lie. Drove him down to KFC because he wanted a thigh. His good old boys are keeping their powder dry. This transition we could see people die. This transition we could … Read more

Gory Story

Today we learned of RINO’s and dead dogs at the polls. Apparently all zombies weren’t removed from voter rolls. A dog did vote beside me. He’d a coat of rusty red. I saw him vote … Read more

Woofers, Not Tweeters

There’ll be dogs back in the White House pretty soon. They’ll replace the current resident baboon. The return of shed pet hair will be easier to bear than the current crypto locks of golden doom. … Read more

Aftermath

Vote counters are getting death threats. Trump people don’t like mathematics. Besides, their king says he would bet they’re rapists and drug addicts. “A boy who dotes on numbers, like a girl who plays with guns, just … Read more

Concession Speak

I wish Sleepy Joe the best. Be assured I hid a pest somewhere in the office walls which responds to twitter calls. You’d better change the old nuke code, in case I get in launching … Read more

Down the Stretch

And here comes Pennsylvania rounding the far turn, spurred on by her buoyant rider, Li’l Ben FX, passing now, on the outside, Arizona, ridden by John McCain’s ghost, and Georgia, with the devil in the … Read more

Compilation Blues

Arizona, I hope Diamondbacks next year will win it all. Nevada, may your gambling state long reign. As I watched in horror states turn red and drop the ball, I wondered at four more years … Read more

Ode to Maow

I’ve got a lot in common with my cat. It’s more than we’re both getting old and fat. Now he sleeps with my wife as I go about my life, caught in a nowhere betwixt … Read more