The Flattened Curve
The virus, as our leader said has disappeared like magic. It took a while, a lot of dread, and, in the end, was tragic. As millions died, the countryside was dotted with mass graves. There … Read more
Monthly Archives: July 2020
D Day
Delay the election ’til the virus settles down. Vote count will be easier with so few folks around. The good folks who elect me will be only the immune. Perhaps I’ll turn the country into just … Read more
Activate the Barr
He’ll protect our federal buildings at all cost. Without his help a courthouse could be lost. And when one courthouse goes, they fall like dominoes. So, that’s why all that tear gas needs be tossed. He … Read more
Bumper KKKars
Protestors used as speed bumps has become a current thing. It’s not just nazi rebels who have gotten in the swing. Right wingers are now saying run them over with your cars. It’s something to … Read more
Exit, Stage Right
O, hear the multitudes of “Person>Woman>Man>Camera>TV” songs ring across the land. They should be played over loudspeakers at protests, VERY LOUD, to form background music for the news blurbs he wants to orchestrate, like a … Read more
Poo Poo Platter
He’s got the kung flu fever and it’s starting to get hot. You want a war with China ? I think we’d rather not. But they killed my great economy! It never was that great. … Read more
Extra Points
“Person, woman, man, camera, t.v.” “That’s the way to live successfully.” How do I know? My big test told me so. What do I know? The law tells me gung ho. I’ve got the brain … Read more
Insurrection Protection
Trump’s occupying forces, coming to your city soon. This is not America, but dark side of the moon. They’re headed to Chicago, noted home of the “Black Sox.” His alternative police are way, way outside … Read more
Lawn Darts
O, welcome back, corona virus briefing, where T can practice all his oral queefing. He’ll say again that it will disappear. And to each question, he’ll turn a blind ear. He’ll say again tests make the … Read more
Kiss My Glove
“I will eventually be right.” Our population might be slight. Then I can reign them in real tight. Which is the purpose of my fight. I’d like to get it down to two percent. I … Read more
Bois of Summer
Trump’s secret federal task force is just ‘helping Portland out.’ To stop the anarchists will take an army posse’s clout. Just faceless men in camo reigning in peaceful protesters, a helping hand to boost Oregon’s … Read more
Martin and Lewis, Together Again
John Lewis finally crossed that bridge, he’s on the other side. He now rests with Reverend King, and we have one less guide. They broke his skull in Selma, as he, protesting, knelt. Served thirty years in … Read more
More News Bleaks
T is still damned steaming mad about his tax returns. Says he will release them all when San Francisco burns. Colonel Vindman calls it quits and cites intimidation. You don’t lie, he blinds your eye. … Read more
All the News that’s Fit to Drink
Late night federal execution just made its comeback, opening the door of our despondency a crack. Body of ‘Glee’ actress finally found, drowned, in a lake. Tear gas companies are thriving in the protests’ wake. … Read more
Night of the Long Mask
A black-masked man in a bright blue tie: ’twas hard to recognize the guy. He said he’d never wear a mask and stuck by it, indeed, ’til yesterday, when thought it best while touring Walter … Read more
Stars Behind Bars
Stone’s sentence commuted. Justice again looted. Principles jack-booted. Convictions rerouted. White collar crooks, relax. The Don has got your backs. He’ll cover all your tracks, and shield you to the max. Feel free to cheat … Read more
‘School’s Out Forever’
School kids working factories or maybe down the mine. History repeats itself. Give this baby time. They don’t need no ABC’s when con’s the bottom line. Two and two do not add up. The system … Read more
Floss Voss
Just send your kids to school, fool, never mind their health. Their future is nothing without this country’s wealth. So they get sick. They’ll heal up quick. It’s like a sacrifice. And some will die. … Read more
Horton Fears a WHO
With it’s news of airborne COVID spread, Horton knows he’s notching up more dead. “A person’s a person no matter how small,” but estimates say he can’t kill them all. The WHO was not perfect, … Read more
WHO’s Next
He’s putting out a bounty on the bounty story leaker. He’ll fill him up with Chlorox, pour it down him by the beaker. He hasn’t said a word to Putin, playing Don the Meeker. But … Read more