Red Tin Noodles

I wish Sleepy Joe the best. Be assured I hid a pest somewhere in the office walls which responds to twitter calls. You’d better change the old nuke code, in case I get in launching … Read more

We’re so proud of our little Proud Boy. He’s only eight, but he knows who to hate and how to shoot. He’s got the arm patch. And his collection of supremacist memorabilia could make a nazi … Read more

Rotund king in gold bodysuit enters right, tips his hair, tells a few one-liner lies, exits left, very slowly, down a small ramp, trips, rolls offstage. Four elderly white men in turtle suits march in, singing: … Read more

They say that Jeffrey Epstein was smothered by My Pillow. His ashes will be spread on Pedo Isle. That’s if they find his body, last seen in Amarillo, and probably headed southward for a while. … Read more

O, hear the multitudes of “Person>Woman>Man>Camera>TV” songs ring across the land. They should be played over loudspeakers at protests, VERY LOUD, to form background music for the news blurbs he wants to orchestrate, like a … Read more

T is still damned steaming mad about his tax returns. Says he will release them all when San Francisco burns. Colonel Vindman calls it quits and cites intimidation. You don’t lie, he blinds your eye. … Read more

Late night federal execution just made its comeback, opening the door of our despondency a crack. Body of ‘Glee’ actress finally found, drowned, in a lake. Tear gas companies are thriving in the protests’ wake. … Read more

School kids working factories or maybe down the mine. History repeats itself. Give this baby time. They don’t need no ABC’s when con’s the bottom line. Two and two do not add up. The system … Read more

Watch out, here comes the Statue Force, new product of his peeve, where broken rebels stay the course so we can proudly grieve. A garden of the fallen, traitors, baiters and the like, will have protesters … Read more

Trump’s all over the news today, trying to crowd out Juneteenth in his not so subtle way. There’s even talk of what he knows of Roswell UFO’s, his nazi signs on twitter and the pouches … Read more

Just saw an ad for “grunt style” clothes. They’ll push the army up our nose. It’s bad enough troops in our streets, and they’re not there for meet-and-greets, but now we have to wear their … Read more

He’s juggling that juggernaut of big things sold and big things bought. He owes a lot more than he owns, which might explain his power jones. And some of that he owes to mobs. That’s … Read more

Now we see why they’re called ‘pigs’ by some. They get overheated in a scrum. Swinging clubs to break protesting bones, military gear gives them cajones. Wading into crowds can make them vicious. When did law … Read more

He’s killed a hundred thousand, now he’s hiding behind one. He told us from the start he could shoot someone with a gun. We thought that was hyperbole, and gave it ‘what the heck.’ But … Read more

O gather thee now, Wall Street traders of death. But, before work you must sign a waiver, in case on the floor you do take your last breath, no recompense can you then savor. Go … Read more

Lord, bless the germs within this pew, and hope that casualties are few. This virus makes the pious wary. Who knew hymns could be so scary. Because the wafer stock is thin, the hosts’s hydroxychloroquine. … Read more

Another watchdog had to go. He sniffed around Mike Pompeo. Big Pharma will make our vaccine. The king is dead. God save the queen. Pelosi got her aid bill passed. Tomorrow morning, she’ll be gassed. … Read more

Betsy DeVos is like expired mental floss. She founders in the dirt from days gone by. Her changes to Obama title nine rules have a cost. It makes rape much more fun if you’re a guy. … Read more

(“everyone to get from the streets”) The murder hornets are coming ! It’s just what the doctor ordered. The honey bees are bumming. Decapitation’s sordid. They’re on their way from overseas. They might give you a … Read more