Our Little Proud Boy
We’re so proud of our little Proud Boy. He’s only eight, but he knows who to hate and how to shoot. He’s got the arm patch. And his collection of supremacist memorabilia could make a nazi … Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2020
Fetus Force
The government wants your uterus. Please mail it in a plain brown package to Fetus Force, A.C.B. div. /SCOTUS9. It will be reprogrammed, micro-chipped, patriotically decorated and returned with proper child-bearing instructions. A list of government-approved … Read more
Grifter in Gold
He’s a loser, just like you, sir. You, who are his base. He’s just a con whose time has come. His suit might match his face. Throw away that MAGA hat, in thirty-six days moot. … Read more
It’s On: Debate Dance-Off
The orange king has charged that sleepy Joe is using drugs, the kind, in sports, called performance enhancing. The first debate, they both should be injected with cocaine, and then forced into hours of disco dancing. … Read more
Insurrection Act II
Rotund king in gold bodysuit enters right, tips his hair, tells a few one-liner lies, exits left, very slowly, down a small ramp, trips, rolls offstage. Four elderly white men in turtle suits march in, singing: … Read more
Sink-O-Payshun
The golden lips of stimulation have yet to caress my station so put off the long vacation snuggle up to isolation beating heart media nation awaits the next great sensation in the voices of vexation … Read more
Torment
Universal torment is the nature of the game. Sometimes it’s right, and then the rules just change. What was, still is, and evermore shall be, but not the same. And laws, like mad chess pieces, … Read more
No Poem Today
This is not the time for rhyme or careful rumination. Train of thought is overwrought and has just left the station. Protests down in Louisville of course attracted violence. Covid’s killed two hundred-thou and all … Read more
The Handoff
Biden’s going to hand his presidency to Kamala, then hide in the oval office like it was Valhalla. That’s the latest racist charge from our beloved leader. It’s the kind of thing that makes a … Read more
Court and Snark
We thought Mitt gave a shit, but now he’s shown his hand. He’s just another drummer in the orange marching band. So RGB’s replacement will be named Saturday, soon’s they get her coffin out the … Read more
Fast Forward
This thing didn’t make folks die. That was all a great big lie. History will be amended. Other truths have been upended. Oh, sure, we defeated ISIS. And there was no climate crisis. Iraq’s WMD’s were … Read more
Era Ta Ta
This mother fucking twenty-twenty has its share of shots aplenty. But no one saw this Ruth thing coming, Democrats despondent, bumming. Ovid could not have predicted politics so self-afflicted. Before you can take a breath, … Read more
No Justice
Of course he had her killed on Rosh Hashanah. He likes to mar big dates with evil deeds. And killing of the Democrats’ madonna had become uppermost amongst his needs. We might see Ted Cruz … Read more
Viral News
Big Ten bullied back into action. Athletes never die. They just get stiff. Like those hundred thousand birds just dropping dead in New Mexico. Wind mills? Likely dream catchers. Melania replacement statue in her hometown … Read more
Big Daddy
Look, over in the corner. It’s Daddy Longlegs. You know, the one who killed the Brown Recluse. Even the Black Widow is afraid of this bad daddy. Who’s actually a good daddy, guarding his eggs … Read more
Exit the Sandman
Our king has built a castle of mistakes. On shifting sands. And still the waves don’t reach. Seaweed lashes walls, snails charge and seagulls peck the gates. But the tide will decide. And the moon … Read more
Red Tape
He didn’t want a panic. He hates to see us manic. Just die and go in peace. Some day this thing will cease and go away like magic. Oh, sure, it was quite tragic. As … Read more
Gone Bouzouki
An Irish bouzouki, when played by a Wookie can be mournful, hearty or hairy. But in a quartet with the bad Boba Fett on his lute the results were just scary. Yoda had to save … Read more
All the President’s Mien
Trump just confessed everything on tape. Bill Barr now wants us to fund Trump’s rape. Mike Pence is going to a QAnon rally. B&B Inferno opened, California Valley. The land’s afire, like a worn out tire, … Read more
Place Markers
On Labor Day we celebrate how our great country works. The rich pay us to kill ourselves and then treat us like jerks. We celebrate the forty hour week, plus overtime. They work us hard and bleed … Read more