Red Tin Noodles

Lamar had one last chance to serve his country well. Just a vote “yes,” then he could retire. But he chose instead to live his his old age out in hell, let his country burn … Read more

Oh, please, friends, interfere in this election. I don’t know who my friends are. There’s such a great selection. I may have pissed off Macron and that poof Justin Trudeau, but I’ve got pals like … Read more

Satan sleeps down by my feet. I think he likes the smell. When not awake, he’s pretty sweet. But roused, he’s really hell. Get up and sin, get up and kill, he’ll shout throughout the … Read more

Sekulow is bellowing his lies. All the Trumpish bullshit in disguise. This all is for naught. Ukraine wasn’t bought. Dems usurped a perfect call like spies. Biden is the one should be on trial. He … Read more

Executive privilege is like a cone of silence. Under it one can do crimes that most folks would appall. Everything including robbery, fraud and great violence, must be allowed without question. Go have a ball. … Read more

T’was way back in the days of Howdy Doody I heard a jumpin’ song called “Tutti Frutti.” The radio was suddenly alive with more than just the standard pap and jive. I gave up Gene … Read more

Every hair shirt starts with a new thread, blanket of discomfort, waist to head. Those who don’t believe in abnegation walk through this world as if on vacation. Those who think the flesh not really … Read more

News has come of Mister Peanut’s death in a crash of Planter’s Nut Mobile. So I sit here, sobbing, with peanuts on my breath. They said Mister was behind the wheel. Peanuts should not be … Read more

I am the Rodent of Thor ! I have transported oak, and this is no joke, I want to be recognized more. A gravestone motif with a squirrel smoking kif would be a phenomenal score. I … Read more

Tomorrow we are going to impeach. It’s been three years but now it is in reach. Of course the fix is in. Truth takes it on the chin. But one must hope there’s lessons it … Read more

Our great Space Force soon will visit Pluto. And Spinach Navy will take care of Bluto. Goofy’s our new Defense Secretary. New Supreme Court: Curly, Moe and Larry. Ghost Rider heads the Department of Arson. … Read more

Jimmy Carter, tricked by Ronnie (who passed down his plays to Donnie) was a moral president, so much he got bruised and bent. GOP pranks were the habit. They once chased him with a rabbit. … Read more

I is for the idiot in office. M is for the many he has hurt. P is for the presidency, blemished. E is for the epithets he’ll blurt. A is for his acolytes, those cowards. … Read more

Who scrubbed Tubman off the twenty? Who told fibs and lies aplenty? Killing generals with his rockets, lining his whole family’s pockets, turning D.C. to a swamp, no bad deed he will not comp, with … Read more

There was an orange man upon the moor who walked as if his feet were very sore. He trampled on the gorse, a stumbling ox off course. His makeup made him seem somewhat the whore. … Read more

“The president’s a potty mouth,” a youngster claimed sincerely. “He says words that would have me in time out.” And so his mother answered him, because she loved him dearly, “It’s not just words, it’s … Read more

Amongst my spam, instructions, on making old knives sharp. Another touts that I’ll have doubts if I don’t join in AARP. One says I’ll have a great surprise if I will only exercise. Another has … Read more

Hey, let’s start the next decade with a little instant war, bomb a general’s motorcade, then ask why Iran’s so sore. Wag the dog and make excuses. Blame the general’s reputation. Watch the horror it … Read more