Red Tin Noodles

Who drives the black car fate? And what if it comes late? Might one miss the spotlight and drive off in the night? Fate has no GPS. so missing is a mess. There’s forks and … Read more

For a deaf, dumb and blind boy to master a pinball game is nowhere near the effort it took for a young girl in the same circumstances to learn language from scratch. Not only did … Read more

Three molecules were standing in a line, in DNA court, asked to pay a fine. They’d called some atoms hurtful names, like ‘micro-dot’ and ‘mini-claims.’ Outside, atomic crowds insisted molecules should be black listed, while the … Read more

Musk and Bezos broke the bread. Most everyone else was dead. Shatner, now a-hundred-ten, had to be revived again. Turkey served in Pez dispensers set off the food warning sensors. Stuffing made of vegan dirt … Read more

Thank you, God, for making our predecessors so easy to eliminate. We invited them to lunch, and traded them our beads for their great land. We relocated, restricted and tortured them. We gave them smallpox-infected … Read more

We’re going on a protester hunt, inspired by that crying killer grunt. His thoughts on Black Lives Matter was to cause a bit of splatter, bloodying Kenosha’s streets, first kills one and then repeats. Shot … Read more

The arc of the sun has shortened its path, come down for the season of winter and wrath. The fall was a ball with its leaves many hues, but they’re on the ground now, just … Read more

Welcome to the new civil war. It looks like chairman T has got the floor. It’s not a filibuster, just overflowing bluster. He’s counting on his side for a big score. The bikers and militia … Read more