There was no election in 2028.
No need, they said, the deed is done.
The country’s been made great.
The New Russian Alliance,
dubbed ‘The BIG NRA,’
will make war cease and enforce peace
the standard MAGA way.
The laws of grab and tell will be
in practice ’round the world.
Our great red hat militia
will have trigger fingers curled.
And in the streets will march
the armies of cloned Rudy Gee,
all leaking oil and destroying
our once brave history.