All Hollow’s Eve
Trump will dress as Mussolini. It’s his favorite look. He could throw the world a loop by dressing as a book. The only book he owns, however, is “Art Of The Deal.” And that one wasn’t … Read more
Trump will dress as Mussolini. It’s his favorite look. He could throw the world a loop by dressing as a book. The only book he owns, however, is “Art Of The Deal.” And that one wasn’t … Read more
Barrett and Barr were riding in a car, chatting on the things that really matter. As they drove, one didn’t have to travel very far to realize this wasn’t idle chatter. “First we’ll kill their … Read more
Last days of les fleurs du mal. Waiting now on the cabal to reject all kinds of voting, iced with their condensed fraud coating. They’ll inject a dose of panic, and the king, at his … Read more
Our new flag celebrates the thin blue line. The old red, white and blue has seen its time. Enough of unity and peace. It’s time we celebrate the police, and get tough on the leftists … Read more
Trump’s great plans for harmony around the middle east have just been put to test by the Ethiopian beast. Their huge hydropower dam, upstream on the Blue Nile, will block the flow to two countries downstream … Read more
They should make a toy line, Heads of State, that features orange eggheads sporting yellow troll tufts and a range of offending mannerisms. Bubble T (w20/mule team). Smoking T (from a gun). Sneezy T (aerosol … Read more
He’s been stewing many hours on Barack’s brutal takedown. So, tonight, he’s got two hours to run a Bad Joe shakedown. He’ll have explicit videos of Hunter with crack whores. A masterpiece of cut and … Read more
(Note from the author’s son: I found this title-only draft and felt compelled to publish it – with the date he last edited it.)
If they turn on his mute button, Trump might take to wire cuttin’. He’ll shout over poor hoarse Joe, echoing his, “No! No! No!” In two minutes silent time, just imagine what he’ll mime: Hunter … Read more
Who’s that lefty on the hill? He can really move that pill. How’s he make it do that shit? Cuts the ball or uses spit. Throws a foot short of the rubber. Ball’s so juiced … Read more
When I was a boy, around eight, nine and ten, I had a good imagination, but just one good friend. And he, my friend, was Mickey Mantle, needed dad menage, a summertime mirage at my … Read more
People get wise, this October surprise is happening before our eyes. Nothing you see is certain. It’s a science fiction curtain. It’s reality built out of schemes and lies. Atlas, Barr the door, knock the speaker … Read more
The cockroaches have dirt on him. He’s just part of their scam. He’s not of this earth, you see. He is an insect man. More powerful than Ant Man, more popular than Beatles, he drives … Read more
Put me in your page. Then I’ll grow grey with age. I’m your bookmark. Drop me on the floor. That’s o.k., you got lots more. I’m your bookmark. Sometimes I’m substituted for one more fitting to … Read more
Bill Barr’s House of Justice is exciting many fears. They’ll execute a woman, the first in seventy years. It makes a point that in some ninety days his vengeance wing can hurt us many ways. … Read more
They found the lemur who was kidnapped from the Frisco zoo. He roamed a park in Daly City, early-voted, too. He was pleased, part of the group called “Lemurs Against Trump.” If he could free … Read more
Trump and Barr are falling out and may break up as well. The A.G. failed to jail Barack, and now can go to hell. Big Bill worked hard to prop him up. but now he’s … Read more
I heard of a herd that swallowed a word that led them downhill into a mass kill. Their lives were o.k., but not so today. Went down in defeat. And now they’re just meat. Dead … Read more
When Indians got in the way, from the first invasion day, there was always hell to pay. Or maybe just some beads. The natives gave their corn, got nothing back but scorn, torn, rounded up, … Read more
She’s a registered fetus saver. That’s her peculiar flavor. No biblical contortion says Jesus hates abortion. But she’ll control your motherhood by voting Roe v. Wade’s no good. She claims religion won’t distract her. Lifetime … Read more