Washing Hands
I’m on a self-imposed Trump quarantine. It seemed his medicine would make me mean. Just to see his mug would make me get the bug. So, I’m afraid I’ll have to quit his scene. I’ll … Read more
Monthly Archives: March 2020
D.S.T.
Democratic Saving Time is creeping up upon us, when we set the clocks ahead four years. We who lost a lot of sleep aboard the anti-don bus can now discard our busted hopes and fears. … Read more
Blues Gone Viral
Trump has a hunch about the virus spread. The sick aren’t really sick and the dead are playing dead. It’s all a Democratic trick to get inside his head. They can’t do that, he says, because … Read more
Warren Piece
Word just came that Liz quit the presidential biz to join with mister money on the sideline. Goodbye to wealth tax thrown into the deep unknown. Goodbye to child care and student debt guideline. Her … Read more
Wednesday Weigh-In
Biden’s head is full of plugs. Some say he needs memory drugs. But he’s getting the black vote, hanging on Obama’s coat. Wait ’til Donald roasts his son, puts him on a Hunter bun. “Oh, … Read more
Always In Love With Amy
Amy joined the race in a snowstorm. Now she’s dropping out in a shit storm. She joins a list of famous Minnesotans, all of whose candidacy was verboten. Harold Stassen, Gene McCarthy, Hubert Humphrey, all … Read more
March Madness
Here comes the month-long countdown to the final four. Good bet that Kim will be there, Don and Vlad for sure. But who will win that final spot’s a matter of opinion, in the final … Read more