The sick aren’t really sick and the dead are playing dead.

It’s all a Democratic trick to get inside his head.

They can’t do that, he says, because he’s had it lined with lead.

They’re pumping up the numbers to impair his sure election.

The dead will rise, that’s no surprise, it’s zombie resurrection.

They’ll storm election polls with noses dripping from their face,

and use the virus hoax to try to scare away his base.

“I have a hunch my MAGA people will put up a fight,

they know I am the chosen one. This virus they shall smite.

And good Mike Pence, our plague defense, will keep the numbers low.

The dead will all be buried in his cornfields, row by row.

No virus. No virus. This virus is fake news.

It’s only flu. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. You got the fake plague blues.”