Mars Barr
Barr is a scar on the face of the nation. Justice is taking an unpaid vacation. His efforts to cover the president’s back have knocked the whole law system way out of whack. His pug … Read more
Monthly Archives: June 2020
General Disturbance
Colin Powell drops the trowel, calling Trump a liar. Prez says nah-nah Iraq war, calling pants on fire. Generals have generally come down on forty-five. Better to have done that while their jobs were still alive. … Read more
Depressionistic
We could be back to the roaring 20’s soon, the roaring of fires and the market in a swoon. Army’s in place on the streets in case there is a riot. Grump is salivating, thinking … Read more
Starchy Bunker
So, he went to the bunker, but just to inspect. If he’d gone there to cower, his base would object. He sees his command as to serve and protect all the good white civilians, as … Read more
Countdown Continues
Feel sorry for the bible. Him holding it seems a lot like libel. Gas the peaceful protest horde for p.r. shots on twitter board. Unleash the army on D.C as if he’s facing anarchy. Aren’t … Read more
Little Red Roster
He’s killed a hundred thousand, now he’s hiding behind one. He told us from the start he could shoot someone with a gun. We thought that was hyperbole, and gave it ‘what the heck.’ But … Read more
Mourning Joe
These riots cause diversion from our first, worst aversion. The king is pouring gasoline on everything that’s not the queen. No one starts a greater fire than the first world’s biggest liar. First he’ll tell … Read more