So, he went to the bunker, but just to inspect.

If he’d gone there to cower, his base would object.
He sees his command as to serve and protect
all the good white civilians, as you would expect.
He just wanted to see the provisions set in.
Eric needs toys, Melania gin.
He hopes that Ivanka brings stunning sleepwear.
And then there’s the huge case of stuff for his hair.
Junior’s decided he must bring his gun.
He thinks hunting looters could be some great fun.
As for him, he just stocked in a few magazines,
the ones with the centerfolds of torture scenes.
He was not in the bunker to hide, no siree.
He probably won’t go there until World War III.