Thoughts and prayers go out to bears whom hunters can now stalk inside their den.

That’s not the only rub: they now can shoot the cub. O, what it takes to create manly men!

And caribou can now be shot from boats. A reindeer can be threatening when it floats.

We’ll turn back every rule and reach new heights in cruel.

Our wildlife will survive just as footnotes. But we’ll all look so smart in our fur coats.