and straws are out of favor,

but this last week has rubbed me raw,

think I’m in mental labor.

No meals on wheels, back alley deals,

to hell with geriatrics.

Those liberals with their whines and squeals,

they’re nothing but theatrics.

The wall is real, it’s no big deal,

it’s more a great illusion.

And Brett’s a guy who’ll really try

to douse news of collusion.

He’s worked with crooks like Bush and Starr.

He’s Yale, so, Skull and Bones.

And, if our ruler is a czar.

We’re screwed. Shut off your phones.