your blackouts have nothing to do with all those Russian hackers.

It’s just a little downtime, like a much needed vacation.

It has nothing to do with our revealing information.

We would never violate your sacred privacy.

By the way, please say, “Get well” to your poor old aunt Bee.

There’s no need to read the fine print, go ahead and skim it.

By the way, your credit card is real close to its limit.

Just consider this time off a hazard of our age.

Apologies, we must go now and spy another page.