Sarah Sanders tells offhanders like they were the truth.

She has turned the white house pressroom to a lying booth.

Not to say she’s not okay, but from her ugly mouth,

lies just fly like cold crazed birds heading for the south.

When she’s caught up in her falsehoods, she is not abashed.

It’s the listeners to blame. It’s ‘fake news’ that’s trashed.

What to do about the zoo, the brutal press corps trap?

Don’t back down. She’s a clown. Call her on her crap.

One day, when the plug is pulled on this administration,

her dad Mike will be the spike for jokes about castration.