A waitress in Chicago spit on Eric.

Flamingo killer struck dead by a truck.

The chief of protocol threatened his workers with a whip.

The news is weird today. Seems we’re in luck.

Some twenty Dems are ready to debate insanity.

And Cardi B will fight her strip club charge.

Kim Jong Un is leading POTUS by his vanity.

While killer Saudi prince still’s living large.

Our captives at the border cannot get a bar of soap.

And cell phones create horn-like bumps on skulls.

Roy Moore is coming back, which must give pedophiles some hope.

What say we spit on Eric during lulls.