Mueller. Could he be duller?

He’s like a decaf coffee with a day old cruller.

He said he could not answer questions ’bout two hundred times.

How can that be so when Drump’s so up-front with his crimes?

Admitting Russia owns us now did not dispel our fears.

He looked like a guy who hasn’t smiled in thirty years.

Just the facts amongst redacts and, really, little more.

Looking like a grandfather whose hemorrhoids are sore.

No recourse for leaders who are in foreign employ?

We expected Superman but got Grandpa McCoy.