He’s the Houdini of politics,

makes clean breaks from his dirty tricks.
He even makes his words just disappear.
He’s emptied out his cabinet,
yet some will reappear and bet
that he can get them through another year.
“Orange Magic,”
his new slogan should read,
a slight-of-hand commander
whose only love is greed.
He escaped from the Mueller cage
and quelled the pussy furor.
He’s either nuts or in a rage.
He might turn to a fuhrer.
Orange Magic
is often painted red.
He makes his mitts gigantic,
but only in his head.
Our one last hope is he’s exposed
as nothing but a trickster.
And who could ever have supposed
he’d be worse than the Dickster?
Orange Magic
cloaks evil with his habit.
Let’s all hope that Warren
can turn him into a rabbit.