Children play with Nadler and Schiff toys.

Orange tweets as if one foot in hell,

scolding all the donkey girls and boys.

He is screaming, “I’ll get you, my pretties!

I hate scum no matter what the age is.”

He’ll now invade sanctuary cities,

throwing leftist sugarplums in cages.

There will be no presents for the needy.

Only one percenters hear his sleigh.

“Christmas time is only for the greedy.

And, if you don’t like it, go away!”

He made just one new year’s resolution,

give each Democrat a lump of coal.

Moscow Mitch will lead a revolution,

stripping this whole country of its soul.

In his kingdom, we are merely elves,

working in the markets of the rich.

Soon there’ll be spy cams on all the shelves.

Fascist Holidays. Hey, life’s a bitch.