Or so it says in chat room chats.

A Wiggles singer collapsed on stage.

Rejecting royalty’s all the rage.

Airplane fuel’s been dumped on schools.

Neo-nazis act like fools.

Philippine volcano blew.

Evidence shows Nunez knew.

Flash floods mock the Aussie fires.

Yang gives money, has no buyers.

Rapper Pop Smoke stole a Royce.

Simpsons’ Apu needs new voice.

Trump law team are t.v. stars.

Parnas haunted hotel bars.

Women marchers on the ground.

‘Portrait of a Lady’ found.

If the news seems off the hook,

wait until you read the book.