And Spinach Navy will take care of Bluto.

Goofy’s our new Defense Secretary.

New Supreme Court: Curly, Moe and Larry.

Ghost Rider heads the Department of Arson.

Head of Sleep remains our own Ben Carson.

Melania, of course, is now The Queen.

And King of Comedy is Mister Bean.

While Rudy G. will rule the inner city,

the suburbs are in charge of Walter Mitty.

Wile E. Coyote will patrol the border,

with help from Zorro, Czar of Law and Order.

Maleficent will control immigration.

Chris Christie heads Department of Vacation.

Ivanka will remain Goddess of Lust.

Her name will replace God’s as whom we trust.

And Porky Pig, as head of Education,

will move our country toward a stutter nation.

Donald Duck will become Aide De Camp.

New State Department: Lady and the Tramp.

Pinocchio as Minister of Truth

will exonerate poor John Wilkes Booth.

And, last but not least, will be Daffy Duck,

who becomes the Minister of Do Not Give a Fuck.

All this ruled by Tiny Orange Hand.

God protect our animated land.