Gigantic youth.
Ruler of the jungle gym.
Chewing crayons like pez.
Unearthing the sandbox.
Grown to colossal teen.
Eating the phone book.
Pimples like doughnuts.
Squashing the school bus.
Redistributing. Redecorating.
Head of the class.
Shoulders of the world.
King Kong of the prom.
Mascot. Team. Fan base.