making sure the backstabbing will not happen again.

Oh sure, he says, they stabbed me, even though it was the truth;

they soiled my name, my fame, my game. It was all quite uncouth.

The list of ‘those to go’ is even longer than his arm.

And those outside the premises will also suffer harm.

Sondland and the Vindman boys have already been purged

and Mitt will doubtless suffer hits the man openly urged.

Anyone who raised their voice against his innocence

will be forced to sit, enclosed, three hours with Mike Pence.

And those who might flap their loose lips against him in the future

might undergo a White House process known as close-mouth suture.