First state of the nation with a walker.

Before each appearance, activate the Depends Drone.

A nurse will follow him just like a stalker.

Ramps will replace all the stairs and corners be filed down.

Pillow-covered floors in case he falls.

Ambulance turned limo will now take him around town.

Hearing aides will answer all his calls.

In the oval office, he can sit and meditate,

to contemplate his coming term’s adventures.

His staff will insure there’s only soft things on his plate.

Right by the button, there will sit his dentures.

Metamucil will become official White House fare

and be served at Presidential dinner.

In his words, youth has been served and now it’s only fair,

a really old, old man should be the winner.