He's got NDA in his DNA.

It’s just the way he likes to play.

Take off your clothes, do not disclose,

sign on the dotted line.

I’m no bachelor, you’re no rose,

just drink a bit more wine.

I’m not saying you’re a slut,

just want to keep your damned mouth shut.

A nothing tryst, you get the gist,

one night and then forget.

I’ll add you to my growing list

of things I like to pet.

Speaking of pets, girl, you’re no bunny.

Your bod’s an eight, your face is funny.

You should be glad I had my way with you.

And if you say a word, be sure I’ll sue.

I’ve had my share of porn stars, strippers,

older women, some young nippers.

You’ll learn to wear your shame one day

just like a badge of honor, say.

Now you must leave at once, my dear,

before the wife returns.

The bruises that I left will fade,

as will those red rope burns.