No trial, no charge, no length of stay and forget about bail.

He’ll play the card when times are hard we must get tough on crime.

With court systems aborted, he’ll simply hand out time.

Suspect one is just a bum, he got caught stealing Millers.

Arrest his ass! His balls are brass! And throw him in with killers.

While suspect two got in a brew about freedom of speech.

Just lock him up ’til things calm down, and keep him out of reach.

We’ll call it ‘western justice,’ and fuck the D.O.J.

A hangin’ judge like Barr of fudge can just put folks away.

We’ll keep ’em there, he’ll, solemn, swear until things settle down.

Yeah, he’s the one with all the guns in COVID-19 town.

The streets will look like Deadwood when the crooks are all in hidin’.

Forget the rules, you be sick fools. You’ll not be saved by Biden.

Pelosi cannot say a word or her lockup is certain,

with sheriff Barr shining his star and Trump behind the curtain.

The t.v. shows an arrestee, asked “Where you gonna go?”

Instead of shouting “Disney World,” he’ll cry “Guantanamo.”