The felt tip forecaster pronounced Kansas a good bet.

It’s hit the beaches season and soon they’ll be overrun.

Despite the social warnings, some will, sadly, become chum.

It’s sharks amongst us season and, so, when you see a fin,

swim your ass toward safer shores, ’cause you ain’t gonna win.

It’s go to deadly work now season, first we’ve ever seen.

Does this all end up with marches? Or was that a dream?