The White House staff is wearing masks.
They’ll do whatever the boss asks.
He, of course, will still wear none.
Must remain the ‘chosen one.’
Even Jared, Kernel Kush,
must obey the face mask push.
Bill Barr wears the only one he owns.
It’s emblazoned with a skull and bones.
Ivanka sports a decorator line.
It encourages “Just Die, Don’t Whine.”
Kellyanne’s shows a dead cupid,
printed below: “I’m With Stupid.”
One man’s mask says “Don’t Blame Me!”
He’s our hero: Doc Fauci.
