His four beats your eight.

That call was really great.

His eight beats your ace.

What a sour face.

His run beats your run.

Because he’s number one.

His full house must win.

Even if Eric’s in.

His flush conquers all.

A bright and fiery ball.

Best throw in your chips.

And button up those lips.

Don’t dare question the deal.

He’ll tell you you’re not real.

He’s playing with just half a deck.

Now ante up your welfare check.

You want yourself a better game.

You’d best go back from where you came.